about binnie™

hi. i'm binnie.

i'm a soft sage trash bin who somehow became the mascot of HOA Hostage™.

i didn't ask for responsibility, attention, or violations… and yet here we are.

this brand exists for anyone who's ever been told their grass is too enthusiastic, their welcome mat is too expressive, or their trash can is visible from a distance and therefore unacceptable.

here, we celebrate suburban chaos, unreasonable rules, passive-aggressive notices, and the universal feeling of:

“i'm trying my best… but apparently there's a form for that.”

welcome to HOA Hostage™.